A heartfelt tribute to the Progressive Insurance girl
Her name is Flo
She works at the insurance sto'
Her lips are redder than a rose
She's got crazy eyes and I want her so
She aims to please
She's got a policy for every need
or that's what you imagine
in that twisted little mind of yours
I've run out of excuses
to visit her at the store
I bought some flood insurance
and I live on the 15th floor
Her name is Flo
and I wanted her to know
that I love her so
that girl named Flo
Then one day I decided
it's time to make my move
I brought her a nice red rose
and said, "Flo, this is for you"
She looked at me
and smiled sweetly
then she stuck the rose between her teeth
and danced out of the room
Her name is Flo
and she'll save you lots o' dough
My admiration grows
I wanna kiss her on the nose
I love the way she laughs
She's kinda nutty and I like that
I'll bet she'd be the most fun girlfriend
a boy could ever have
But...
I can't be disappointed
if this is how it's got to be
because Flo does not live
in the same world as you and me
That's how it goes
and I guess she'll never know
that I love her so
that girl named Flo
And I suppose
that's just the way it goes
But I will always love
that girl named Flo
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